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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Never Question Your Zanity.

Yes Zanity. Another needed word. You can't look it up until I create my dictionary. You could look up zany and you'd see "outlandish" even "comical because of incongruity". Love the latter ;) I even found "harlequin" which must be some harlot-mannequin hybrid. I sure hope to run into one of these soon. 

People who practice Zanity, have gone way beyond worrying about what others think of their mental states. As with all things you'll find in my blogs; Zanitists aka Zanatics; always use their powers for good; never evil. They feed on making life fun; or making fun of life, when necessary.

I'm suggesting that you not suppress your natural urges. Also, that you have plenty of them. 

Keep it kind and if illegal, take measures so that you do not get caught. Start with something simple. I keep a enormous amount of marbles around so as never to lose mine; which I understand to be dangerous. I keep an emergency bottle of bubbles in my automobile so that zanity can be injected into those tense road hazard situations. I once told a man who had displayed a lovely bird gesture with his hand that "the peace sign has two fingers". This is where zanity can be risky and so staying fit is also a good rule, in the event that running quickly is required (insert as well by the "if illegal" bit up there).

ZANITY FOR ALL HUMANITY